kingcheddarxvii:

gaypee:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

im going to queue this forever

this is the last thing u see before u die

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

The era of   L i t t l e  M a c h i n e s .

This world is a little dark, and I am  L I G H T S .

ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

levicorpis:

Okay, first of all, I-I don’t sound like that! Who-what is this character? And-and second, what is that thing you’re doing with my shoulders? Yeah, that’s a truly flattering impersonation.

  • fans: thanks for letting us play women and men!
  • bioware: not a problem
  • fans: but can we not have underwear grinding?
  • bioware: inquisition will have tasteful romance scenes
  • fans: hey can we play as different races again?
  • bioware: yes, in fact have an extra race
  • fans: can we ride the bull as any race??
  • bioware: sure, why not? it'll be hard but we can do that
  • fans: hey, ubisoft, can we play female assassins?
  • ubisoft: omG CA N'T BE LI EVE U ASK uS thIS H,,O?W MAKE niPNOPS REndeR PR oPER ND DO tEH JIGGLY WIGGLy CAmE ?! OUT 4 GUD TIEM HONEstLY,.. feEL SOOOOO attACKE D
  • eriadn:

    we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”

    fennecfenris:

    skyrim doesnt belong to the nords

    skyrim doesnt belong to the dunmer

    skyrim doesnt belong to any race

    skyrim belongs to me

    i bought that game

    its mine

    djtrimal:

    *watches Netflix

    *looks at clock

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    *watches Netflix

    5weetsorrow:

Sad/Bands/B&W blog

    5weetsorrow:

    Sad/Bands/B&W blog

    bamfneblake:

    Dracula asks the important questions.